'Worn once by mistake' - Kiwi woman's hilarious wedding dress Trade Me auction
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A Kiwi woman is offering up her "worn once by mistake" wedding dress on Trade Me in hilarious fashion.
The
Masterton woman is advertising a size 14 off-white bridal gown, and in
the description asked bidders to "please help remove this dress from my
life".
"It
is in excellent condition - unlike my marriage. Pretty much brand new
and ready for a legit wedding after a practise run back in 2013.
"Cannot
provide measurements as this was custom-made for a little girl who
thought she deserved less than what she was worth and she is now a
strong woman - cannot measure up.
"It
looks stunning on, enough so that it will distract you and your guests
from the fact that you are marrying a compulsive liar."
The
Trade Me user is looking for over $300 for the gown, "as this would pay
for a year's gym membership for me to lose the kilos I put on from such
a miserable marriage".
"Either that or a decent night out on the wines - both are needed - so make an offer!"
She
says she's also willing to sell her wedding shoes, as "those aren't
needed anymore either because I walked away with the feet I was born
with and will keep moving forward with those".
"NOTE: Apologies for the photos of some of these - I have lost around 90kgs of baggage."
The auction closed on January 16. The dress has no offers so far.
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