Donald Trump's hair is his defining physical characteristic.
There is no other public figure whose locks have fascinated so many
people, except for maybe
record producer Phil Spector, but that guy's a convicted murderer,
so maybe that's not a great comparison. Anyway, there is tons of
speculation about whether Trump has hair plugs, a toupe, some kind of
insane transplant that only billionaires can afford, or even just a
simple chinchilla pelt stapled to his skull.
Gawker
even did a lengthy and impressively in-depth examination that strongly
suggested Trump had and/or was continuing to receive exclusive
treatments from Dr. Edward Ivari using a "less-invasive, nonsurgical
method" called "microcylinder intervention." However, that article
really couldn't prove anything, and if you look at
Vanity Fair's
"Illustrated History of Donald Trump's Hair," it's clear he's been
swirling and combing forward his hair in the same strange way since the
'80s.
But still, it could have been fake way back then, right? According to
Trump's former hairdresser, Amy Lasch, the answer is definitively no —
that mind-bending mop on Trump's dome is 100 percent authentic. In an
interview with the
Mirror,
Lasch said, "He does it himself. It is real and it is his hair — he
doesn't have plugs." We're talking about a woman who was allowed up
close, personal access to those wispy strands of wonder, and she's
confirming their authenticity, and she's by no means a Trump loyalist.
Lasch also referred to the president-elect as "flirty," "inappropriate,"
and "chauvinistic," so if she had an axe to grind, blowing the lid off
of Trump's...lid would have been a power move for the ages.
He was a draft dodger
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Trump's alleged draft dodging has been the subject of many think pieces, including
this blog from a military wife, and this
Daily Beast
article, which claims that Paddy McGahn, Trump's lawyer and alleged
"fixer" during his Atlantic City days, used to frequently refer to him
as a "draft-dodging bastard." The reality is that Trump did, in fact,
register with the Selective Service before receiving four 2-S (college)
deferments, according to
Snopes.
College deferments were standard practice at the time, so where did the
controversy and assertion that he evaded military service come from?
According to
The New York Times,
in 1968, after Trump's fourth and final deferment, he was once again
eligible for the draft. At this time, the United States was sending
troops to Southeast Asia in the ramp-up to the Vietnam War. Trump
eventually received his "lottery number," like anyone else eligible for
the draft, but it didn't matter, because he'd also secured a "1-Y
medical deferment" for bone spurs in both of his heels. When asked about
his condition through the years, Trump had what some view as a muddled
history of responses. That, combined with his arguably clumsy gaffes
during the campaign in relation to
Sen. John McCain's military service, as well as his remarks about the
Gold Star Khan family,
led to heightened scrutiny of Trump's own service record. However, as
was the case with his use of bankruptcy law, Trump's avoidance of
military service falls into the category of squirrely, but seemingly on
the up and up.
Donald Trump's a branding genius
One of the oft-quoted praises of Trump is that he's a branding
genius, which may seem true, considering his filing to the Federal
Election Commission reported that 268 companies "bear his name,"
according to
The Washington Post.
A closer look reveals that many of the businesses and buildings adorned
with his famous golden Trump logo are merely licensing deals.
NPR
found that in some cases, the Trump name is only left behind as a
contract stipulation as part of the sale of a building, which means his
name sits on properties he no longer owns. Doesn't that make it seem
like a form of corporate graffiti at that point?
Then there are his actual brands that represent businesses he does or did own, many of which have not seen success.
Trump Steaks have been a late night talk show punchline for years. The
Trump Shuttle, aka Trump Airlines, was a disaster. He launched
Trump Mortgage a year and a half before the housing market crashed. All three
Atlantic City Casinos that bore his name have closed. And his so-called
Trump University
had to pay a $25 million settlement over fraud allegations in a
high-profile class action suit. While it's remarkable Trump still
attempts to trade on his name as the epitome of luxury and success in
the face of so many spectacular failures, we feel it can't be said that
it is particularly "genius" to slap one's name onto a bunch of duds,
especially the casinos. What a blow to the moniker to be associated with
the bumbling of a can't-lose kind of business like gambling. We imagine
it's kind of like how the former CEO of a certain defunct video rental
chain is probably pretty relieved that his name isn't John Blockbuster.
He's been a conservative Republican forever
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Donald Trump won the Republican Party the White House for the
first time in nearly a decade with his victory in the 2016 presidential
election. He was something of a dark horse candidate from the start —
unlike
primary rivals Ted Cruz (a senator) and Jeb Bush (a governor), Trump boasted
no prior governing experience.
As a proud political outsider, The Donald was thus not part of the
mainstream GOP establishment. In fact, he hadn't even been a registered
Republican for all that long.
According to
PolitiFact, Trump registered as a Republican in 1987, but two years later
switched his affiliation to independent,
and for the next 20 years, he donated heavily to Democratic candidates.
In 2000, Trump ran for president for the first time, winning the
California primary ... for the Reform Party. The following year, Trump
filed the paperwork to make himself a Democrat. In mid-2009, Trump
switched for the last time, back to the Republican Party. Phew!
Donald Trump wrote The Art of the Deal

Baby reading The Art of the Deal Mary Schwalm/Getty Images
Before
he was the President of the United States and the host of The
Apprentice, Donald Trump was a New York real estate magnate. And since
that city is the media capital of the Western world, his professional
and personal activities were dutifully reported, making The Donald into a
nationally known figure, as well as one of the most famous businessmen
in 1980s America.
In 1987, Trump capitalized on that image and
status by publishing The Art of the Deal, a mixture of a business and
negotiation how-to manual and professional manifesto. The book was
wildly successful, spending 13 weeks at No. 1 on The New York Times'
bestseller list, and nearly a year on the chart in total (via The New
Yorker). The Art of the Deal certainly seems like a very Trumpian
image-building, money-making opportunity, and it was — it just wasn't
Trump's idea.
In 1984, GQ published an issue featuring a cover
story on Trump, and Si Newhouse, head of the company that owned GQ's
publisher, noticed that newsstand sales were extremely robust.
Newhouse's conglomerate also owned book publisher Random House, and he
reached out to Trump about writing a full-length tome. After showing the
future president a mock-up of the book (a flattering picture of Trump,
and his name in gold letters), freelance writer Tony Schwartz was hired
to shadow Trump and ghostwrite The Art of the Deal.
The Apprentice was Donald Trump's idea
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Donald Trump didn't need a political background to acquaint
himself with the national voting populace: he'd already made himself a
familiar face by starring on more than a dozen seasons of the NBC
reality series
The Apprentice.
Debuting in early 2004 — right when reality television was at its most
culturally powerful through real people-starring competitive sensations
like
American Idol,
Big Brother,
Survivor, and
Joe Millionaire – The Apprentice
pitted driven professionals against one other, vying for the chance to
work for tycoon Trump in his vast corporate organization. This show, in
which people had to perform business-building tasks each episode, became
a
top 10 hit for NBC (people loved Trump's catchphrase: "You're fired!"), and Trump has claimed he personally
earned $214 million over the length of the show.
The whole endeavor came to Trump like a gift-wrapped package.
Survivor executive producer Mark Burnett pitched the show to Trump, who initially turned down the idea. According to
The Washington Post,
he didn't want to be associated with the world of reality television,
telling friends that such shows were made "for the bottom-feeders of
society." But Burnett
eventually convinced Trump
that the show could help both promote and brand the "Trump" name (by
connoting the man with very idea of success itself, and showcasing Trump
properties). The real estate developer signed on, and the rest, as they
say, is history.
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